🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂 “I peed my pants. Worth it.”

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂 “Seriously had me DYING. Give this to every stepmother you know!”

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂 “Not to be dramatic, but if my ex had read this book, we’d still be together. Or I would’ve buried him faster.”